Monday, June 11, 2007

these things snowball

They found 90 thousand bucks in Bill Jefferson's freezer. That's slightly less than Bob Byrd's maid normally finds between the sofa cushions. A 90 grand tip would be an insult to Dubya after giving some Halliburton exec's wingtips one of his forked-tongue shoeshines. All Congressmen are traditionally assumed to be utterly corruptible, so why go after the gentleman from Louisiana? Let's just say the reason starts with "n" and rhymes with “we grow.” While I have yet to peruse the entire 16-count indictment against “Dollar Bill” Jefferson, I'm pretty sure I'll find the word uppity in there somewhere.

2 comments:

Brock Tice said...

You know, he actually has a really good voting record (at least for my political leanings).

Anonymous said...

Nope. David you are wrong. What you wrote/inplied was not the true thing. W.J. is a bad person. But not quite as bad as perhaps...me. So in fairness I believe that I too should probably be indicted for somethings. Justice for all and yada yada yada...

ps. I'll bet the anonymous part of this comment will really eat at your brain. But try not to let it.

pps. This is not being posted by your mom (Nana) or mine (Mom).

btw. I like your webpage.

ppps. I enjoy writting longish comments, and ppps you can't beat that. except with pppps, but that's too clever for this fella.