Monday, August 20, 2007

Wasting away again

A lot of folks are resentful of rich people, but I like 'em. Or at least I appreciate them for what they are - an important source of money. No poor guy has ever tossed a hundred in the tip jar to hear a rendition of “Margaritaville” consisting of the first line chanted tunelessly over the chords to “Song For My Father.” They're pretty dull, though. Bespoke suits and trophy wives are such conventional ways to spend money. Me, I'd put in a Men's Room. Nothing tells the world you've arrived like ice in the urinals and a novelty condom dispenser.

1 comment:

r le boss said...

I love ice in the urinal!! I always wanted to try the rough riders but never had the nerve.

You should take all of these at the end of the year and make a small book of 1000 word rants. People would love it...must be a small hand held job, ya know!

I 'm really enjoying your rants Dave, I read them every week and find myself really looking forward to the next. Hope you continue into 2008.
your friend and fellow Hellbender