Or a Monty Python sketch

Okay. It's still early and I'm on my first cup of coffee. And I'm going to hell for thinking this is funny. But the BBC is reporting that Mr Gay UK has been sentenced to life in prison for murdering his lover and cannibalizing him. At the sentencing, the presiding judge said, “Not only did you murder your victim by cutting his throat and stabbing him but you cut him up, cooked him and ate part of him.” This is dreadful behavior, and I shouldn't be giggling. But read that quote again. Wouldn't it make a great Gary Larson caption?