Life, friends, is boring. Lucky for
you, I have some ideas about how to make the fact of existence a
little less tedious. For instance, elevated trains tend to run on
rather flat tracks. Let's make them more like roller coasters,
swooping through our cities to make every commute a laff-a-minute
thrill ride. Let's replace the nitrogen in our atmosphere with a
blend of helium and nitrous oxide. Then we'll all talk like cartoons,
and we'll all find it hilarious. Let's put all our pockets on the
inside so whenever your phone rings you have to take your pants off.
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