Monday, September 21, 2015

Phoenix Iron Works


In some ways, things are looking brighter for America than they have in years. There haven't been any new Styx albums for a decade, and we seem to have gotten that scarf thing out of our systems. But we're sad and twitchy because we work wimp jobs for wimp companies with Dr. Seuss names like Twitter and Google. That's why we compensate with such brutal movies and sports. Me, I'd rather see a Norma Shearer picture over the weekend, then go back Monday to bust my hump for an outfit called something like Mount Savage Locomotive Works or Consolidated Vultee.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

yolo

Anonymous said...

i will 360 no scope yer mum

Joshua said...

jeremiah cant play COD

jeremiah williams said...

Joshua you scrb you can't play COD for your life i'll 420 blazit or 360 noscope your @ss m8 get rkt

yolo said...

Jeremiah, i will 420blaze u wit me mp7 and will 360noscope u and yer mum bak to ur cave

jeremiah williams said...

Btch don't you d@re inslt me mum I'll 720 noscupe you back to the ice-age.. I hit dat sanik fast speed mah boi.. Don't evah Try to defeet me!

yolo said...

Oh yah jerry, i weel destwoy u wit me balista gun m8, nd i weel keel u wit it me frend so hrd that u weel go bck to afrika and catch ebola cereal

jeremiah williams said...

Shudup you puerto-rican looking boi I'll quickscope you with ze ballista m8 you can't do sht when it comes to meh monster sweg So CAMB cuz i'll rk you so severly you'll be burping up bullets when I'm donez with youz

yolo said...

oh yaz jerry, well u bedda shutuppa wit ur gay balista m8 or i weel quikskope u to supper poni land m8 and i will rk u so bad tht u wll be grabing ur trunk and die alon m8. dont forgt to suskribe, liek, and coment on my vids bruh

jeremiah williams said...

Bruh you thinkz you bad m8 i'll kill you like 50 o m8 So don't be thinkingz you'ze hard m8 cuz i will bew suskribing, lieking, and comenting on your video's breh so don't come to me'z withat frufru lame sht. CAMB I'll rk you m8

yolo said...

boi, dont evn strt wit ur fake shiz m8. i will lite ur cmp on fire wit my sik beets and dope 420 weed brah. i weel fite u wit my fists of steel and weel keel u wit my sik 360noskope skillz m8. dont try meh brah or u weel face deat by jerkng

jeremiah williams said...

Bruh fists and cufs bruh Don't be htin anyone wit ur dumb @$$ 360 hard-scopes. And ur 420 blazit weed is so nasty mah dood. So don't talk shiz with your fake @Z M8. GET on ze level bruh!

yolo said...

bur, i weel lit u on fier wit my $$$$$$$$1000 and my omzing shoooo gaem like omfg i weel destwoy u wit my sik skillz and chickz. u get chiz? no cuz uz a a gay fish boi. im done i drop ze mic

Mikee said...

Wow......I think.