Monday, March 12, 2018
And mimosas?
Stephen Jay Gould said interbreeding a chimpanzee with a human being would be “the most potentially interesting and ethically unacceptable experiment I can imagine.” I believe this shows a lack of imagination. What about creating a hideous chimera that was simultaneously a breath mint and a candy mint? Or an unnatural garment that combined the functions of shirt and jacket? Suppose a twisted genius were to bring together the attributes of a fork and a spoon in a single utensil? What if it occurred to some rogue restaurateur to combine breakfast with lunch? What if it included a jazz trio?
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Or consider the unimaginably perverse fever dreams of a morally corrupt clothing designer, inexorably driving him to create the unholiest of unions between a pair of shorts and a skirt.
The horror! These are mysteries best left to God.
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