1) Declare Election Day a national holiday. Move it to summer. Provide ice cream.
2) Eliminate the penny and use all that zinc for batteries for EVs.
3) Abolish daylight saving time, which was invented to make us feel powerless and stupid.
4) Outlaw the designated hitter rule. Two teams of nine players each: it should be in the constitution.
5) Revise the calendar to consist of 13 months of 28 days each, so that each day of the month always falls on the same day of the week, adding up to 364 days. The extra day? duh. Election Day.
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