Are these the End Times?

As everyone knows, for years I resided in the great state of Wisconsin, an experience I recall with fondness. And recently it crossed my mind that I still can remember the Wisconsin State Soil, which is Antigo Silt Loam. I then realized that I had no idea if Wisconsin was unique in having a State Soil and it turns out, no, every state has one (mostly also silt loams) though only 20 of them have been legislatively so designated. So 30 of these United States have only common law or de facto State Soils. My God, what have we become?