Are velcro shoes next?

Why is it that when a man reaches a certain age he finds himself walking girl dogs? I don’t mean dogs which are girls. I mean the type of dog which when you look at it you think probably it belongs to a girl. Yet here you are holding a tiny little leash taking tiny little steps around the block. It’s not just me. Check out the sidewalks in your neighborhood or go to the dog park. Young guys with Pitties and Shepherds. Geezers with Schnauzers or Dachshunds. Or French Bulldogs. Cripes. I never dreamt it would be French Bulldogs.