If you like tuning an instrument more than you enjoy playing one, then the mandolin is definitely for you. If you don’t give a rip whether your instrument is in tune or not, then you were born to play the fiddle. Pick up the guitar if you like the idea of random strangers borrowing your instrument to play better than you ever will. But if the guitar confuses you and you enjoy moving bulky unwieldy packages, get a bass. Finally, if you’re lonely and have a hard time making friends, take up the banjo. Then at least you’ll have enemies.
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honestly. the nerve of some people.
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- Dave Maleckar
- New Orleans
- I know you have your choice of blogs; thank you for choosing 100 word rant. I believe that any idea that needs more than 100 words isn't worth expressing in the first place. So I've dedicated myself to these rants: One hundred words, no more, no less, each and every week. I want to reach out, share some of my insights and, yes, a little of the wisdom I've picked up in my journey through this funny thing we call life. Plus, I don't get paid for this, and even a hundred free words is more than I can afford.
3 comments:
Man, I thought it was going to finish with
"Then at least you'll know why."
Still 100 words!
What about drummers? If you want to know all the ways that your body will cease to function past middle age, cart around those bad boys.
Crotch, drummers, while as available for ridicule as the the rest of us, are NSB (not strictly bluegrass at least according to the self-appointed bluegrass police) Mikey, your punchline is funnier than mine but I forgive you.
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