Monday, July 16, 2007

Jerked out his razor but he wasn't shaving

You know what's a redundant phrase? “Southern Rock.” Because it's all southern rock. For the people who invented it, going to Memphis to make your record meant driving north. Saying your band plays “Southern Rock” is like specifying that you enjoy “Human Food.” That's why it's so dumb to have a Rock and Rock Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio. Plus, Halls of Fame, run by the same people who volunteered to decorate the gym for prom, are inherently un-Rock and Roll. Polka, bowling, plumbing - these should have Halls of Fame. Rock and Roll should have a knife fight.

1 comment:

Molly said...

I wholeheartedly agree. That's why, in the spirit of rock and roll, I have keyed the van and peed on Mom's bougainvillea.