The best idea I've ever had

In Utica, New York, out front of the zoo, stands the world's largest watering can. It's like 15 and a half feet tall. It's kind of a big deal, I guess. You know what would be really funny? If Ithaca, New York, announced plans to build their own rival giant watering can. But the Ithaca can would be just fractionally smaller, say 15 feet four inches. And the Mayor of Ithaca could say, “We just decided that if Utica, New York, could have the world's largest watering can, the great city of Ithaca could have the second largest watering can.”