Monday, October 6, 2014

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


I hate it when somebody says something clever and you go ha ha that's clever and they admit it's a quote from TV, sort of implying that you're kind of square for not knowing the reference. And you feel dopey for always making up your own funny things to say, which is old fashioned, like baking bread or wearing homemade socks. Statistically, every season brings us closer to total Quip Convergence, when the fact that the number of possible funny sentences in English is finite will make it mathematically impossible to make a joke that is not a Simpsons quote.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

...at which point I may shoot myself in the head.

Anonymous said...

Gotta be one of my favorite rants.