Bunny Ears

They keep trying to come up with a better technology than shoelaces for footwear closure and they keep failing and reverting to the method that we can observe on the earliest preserved prehistoric examples such as those leathery bog people. You got rubbery cords and velcro and buckles and buttons and whatever you call those weird slotted doohickies on galoshes and they all work worse than string. But what I really wanted to point out is how most people when they eat a Milky Way bar peel it and throw away the wrapper. But that’s where all the vitamins are.