Monday, January 26, 2026

marsupial alert

I don’t know how to break this to you without delivering an unpleasant shock, so I’ll just spit it out. Unless you live in Wisconsin, South Carolina, or West Virginia, it’s probably illegal for you to own a kangaroo. Okay, in 10 states you can have one if you qualify for a special kangaroo permit but everywhere else it’s just flat-out prohibited. It’s easier in this country to acquire a semiautomatic weapon or a bag of really good weed than a simple kangaroo. What does that tell the world about our priorities? What example are we giving to our children?

No comments: