Geezer, Coot, or Codger?

I heard someone say, “Age is only a number.” While that’s true, let’s not forget that it is the number of years since your birth. Is your library card older than the librarian? When you leave the house, how many times do you pat your pocket to make sure you have your keys? Are there moments when you find yourself thinking that velcro shoes might not be such a bad idea after all? Okay. Someday you too may look up from the sink and ask yourself, “Who is this jowly bald-headed old fart and why am I flossing his teeth?”