I decided I would devote my life to fighting evil so I dressed up in tights and a mask and went out on patrol at night to find criminals and I got the living bejeezus beat out of me but not before receiving a few offers that left me with confused and uncomfortable feelings. Undeterred, I found an Asian holy man who gave me an ancient incantation to recite and also drained my checking account. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and it got really infected. So now, does anybody have a vat of chemicals I can fall into?
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honestly. the nerve of some people.
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- Dave Maleckar
- New Orleans
- I know you have your choice of blogs; thank you for choosing 100 word rant. I believe that any idea that needs more than 100 words isn't worth expressing in the first place. So I've dedicated myself to these rants: One hundred words, no more, no less, each and every week. I want to reach out, share some of my insights and, yes, a little of the wisdom I've picked up in my journey through this funny thing we call life. Plus, I don't get paid for this, and even a hundred free words is more than I can afford.
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