To Summarize

So far I’ve been a pretty good guy, not necessarily a great guy. I’ve done some rotten things. I feel bad enough to make a little grunt if I happen to think about them. Which I try not to do. Then I recall doing some profoundly dopey and embarrassing things which I feel less bad about, because at least I wasn’t being a jerk, just a dope. Okay. But really what I want to emphasize is that however many regrettable things I may have done in the past I never bought one of those J. Peterman dusters. So there’s that.