Kohlrabi is my spirit vegetable

You’re reading this, so I’ll assume you’re up for a pointless waste of time. So. I was just browsing through a list of 102 Spirit Animals beginning with Ant (diligence, unity, patience, self-control, sacrifice, loyalty, honesty) then Bee (communication, love, success, wisdom, wealth, hard work, protection, chastity) Ants are honest, bees are chaste. Jellyfish attributes include transparency, which you can’t argue with that. The list does not end with Zebra; it’s not an A-to-Z thing. Anyway no matter what the list says I believe the Eagle is my spirit animal because of how mom used to puke down my throat.