Look, all I ever promised was 100 words.

Here’s a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing: A team of scientists in Hoboken have developed technology that creates entangled photons 100 times more efficiently than previously possible. Let’s take a moment to reflect on what this might mean for the future of quantum computing. Now let’s all acknowledge that while this is seriously cool science news, the inclusion of the phrase “in Hoboken” adds an inappropriate yet undeniable element of dopey humor. Also, the word “acknowledge” looks so funny when you type it out that I had to spell-check it twice. Okay. That’s all I got.