It’s like that joke about the doctor calling with bad news, the one that ends with, “I’ve been trying to reach you all day.” What it is is, I saw a headline that said: “The universe may end trillions of years sooner than we thought.” Seems the universe might only last another 33 billion years. I looked up the research that led to this conclusion; it was published in May of 2025. A year ago. Why was I not informed? I could have spent the last 12 months preparing, laying in canned goods and converting all my assets to gold.
Monday, May 4, 2026
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