Monday, August 6, 2018
Baseball player or jazz musician?
Roscoe Tarp. Robert “Pete” Roberts. Boozy McAllister. Norb Fenstermacher. Todd Lumbar. Fats Rotunda. Scoopy Maxwell. Schmuck Delafontaine. Bud “Hammertone” Case. Stuff Smotewell. Marzipan Doop. Dwight Spittle. Alonzo De Havilland. Culpable Tom Boxout. Monk Armbruster. Aramis Ramirez. Skrote Penumbra. Fieldmarshall Marshall. Blotto Kirkpatrick. Spanky Molybdenum. Harper Snoo. Uncle Joe Rosenzweig. Toledo Joe Rosenzweig. Big Joe Rosenzweig. Little Joe Rosenzweig. Infinitesimal Joe Rosenzweig. Snapdragon VanOrpp. Biff “Anteater” Wexler. Fantomas Lopez. Spats Muffuletta. Thorpe “Thorpy” Thorpner. Aquafina Akimbo. Mopey Figg. Pancreatitis Jones. Walt Fidget. Sweets Underhammer. Kleek Quigley. Topaz Ambrosia. Bo Foy. Doc Sphagnum. Euclid “Nibbles” McGee. Halliburton Embarcadero. Ajax Weft. Eeph Crimple.
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Uh. Dave? Have you been getting into the Smarty Juice again? And isn't it supposed to be "Stroke Penumbra"?
C'mon - who're you trying to kid?
Except for Ramirez, Lopez, and Embarcadero, they're all jazz musicians.
In order:
Yup, Smarty Juice.
Nope, it's Skrote. Don't ask.
I'm trying to kid you, that's who.
And, all correct, but let's don't forget Eeph Crimple was both: The "Pride of Sauk City" was a southpaw spitballer & C-melody saxophonist.
O - right -
I'd forgotten the time Eeph brought the Crimplettes for a pre-game concert where afterward, Uecker was fined for shagging fly balls with the group's tuba.
If Spanky Molybdenum ran for president, I would vote for him sight unseen. That's my second-favorite element, after ytterbium.
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