Try this at home!

It is said that you can find your ideal stripper name by combining the name of your first pet with your mother’s maiden name which leaves me with Tovarich Zweig, which let’s face it lacks any trace of showbiz pizzazzz. This came up later, after I called the dog Knuckles Carbonara which made us laugh and we subsequently discovered that the way to make up a really good Warner Brothers gangster name is by combining a body part with an Italian food. We created a whole list. Eyebrows Lasagna. Biceps Bucatini. Hammertoe Scaloppine. Shin Bruschetta. Then Katie said Elbow Macaroni.