Aw shucks

I was cleaning up the house and it occurred to me that to really get all this dog hair off the floor I should use a pair of black dress pants. Then I was sprinkling some baby powder down the front of my shorts and I looked at the label and it said to store it in a cool dry place and I thought to myself if I had access to a cool dry place I wouldn’t be sprinkling baby powder down the front of my shorts. Kind of a folksy avuncular eye twinkly ain’t life funny rant this week.