I have hard drive filled with these little essays. Most of them I have already posted here, but some are awaiting a morning when I have nothing to say and so I grab something from the slush pile and bingo I have this week’s rant. But here’s the thing: What if I’ve already posted this and failed to move the file to the appropriate folder? I hope someone would post about it in the comments, because I am certainly not going to go back and check. Folks, I have to read these as I write them, and once is enough.
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Do you ever find yourself telling the same story you've told numerous times before, because it's such a good story, and then you have this sudden sinking feeling that the person you're telling it to has already heard the story, possibly more than once, and also that this person is your offspring who will someday be responsible for making the call of when to have you shipped off to a home with locked wards somewhere in the swamp? What do you say to save yourself from this fate?
Gambler wins a bunch of cows, goes to pick them up. Cowboy tries to prevent him but adds, "Stop me if you've won this herd."
Hey Dave I know you mostly from Funny Times (a monthly). How do they decide which of your awesome rants are awesome enough for them? Maybe you tell them. Which reminds me: did you trademark your thing? What if some jerk came along with a 99 Word Rant? (I just wrote one about shingles.)
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