The bag of Lays potato chips has an unnecessary (you’ve already bought them) promotional blurb that stumbles its way to this final boldface tagline: Taste the JOY of FLAVOR. “Taste the JOY of FLAVOR” is not the work of a lone brain-damaged imbecile drooling over a keyboard but of multiple corporate committees and professional marketing teams debating every syllable. They were so pleased with their work that the phrase “Taste the JOY of FLAVOR” is trademarked to protect it from unauthorized use. This sort of thing makes me want to travel back 14 billion years and prevent the Big Bang.
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honestly. the nerve of some people.
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- Dave Maleckar
- New Orleans
- I know you have your choice of blogs; thank you for choosing 100 word rant. I believe that any idea that needs more than 100 words isn't worth expressing in the first place. So I've dedicated myself to these rants: One hundred words, no more, no less, each and every week. I want to reach out, share some of my insights and, yes, a little of the wisdom I've picked up in my journey through this funny thing we call life. Plus, I don't get paid for this, and even a hundred free words is more than I can afford.
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