Monday, July 20, 2026

Forfend. Approbation. Look 'em up.

Believing that you should run the world is good evidence that you should not. If I was to find myself (heaven forfend) in a position of power and authority and also (which should go without saying but is often, it seems, neglected) responsibility, among the first things I would attend to (after decreeing that bagels in the break room would henceforth be an everyday thing [to universal {and well-deserved} approbation]) would be to hire some people whose entire job would be to keep tabs on what I was saying and doing and to let me know when I was wrong.

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