and… ACTION!

I’m sheriff here. Finish your pancakes, son, and drive out of town. Pretty soon the mayor’s deranged sadistic son will come in here with his drunken fratboy buddies and start harassing that pretty little waitress who keeps blowing her bangs out of her eyes. Do not intervene. So maybe her Army Ranger daddy taught her everything he knew; maybe her wheelchair-bound preteen son is a science whiz; maybe the cook is a former Olympic powerlifter who (like all large Black men) has a keen intellect, a soft heart, and a strong sense of justice. Still, you wouldn’t stand a chance.